I thought “parting the Sea” was a euphemism for spreading some bussy?
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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Boobs? Ass? Ew. He was clearly a dong man. That whole bit about parting the sea? He actually just whipped out his gigantic cock and created a bridge with it.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Pretty sure that was a different guy. Both had giant dongs they could part water with, but the Red Sea was definitely Moses.