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fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 weeks agoPlants are FREAKY. Pollen is just plant jizz and they constantly spray it EVERYWHERE. Anything will trigger them, wind, rain, instant sploosh. Little horny rascals.
Kuori@hexbear.net 5 weeks ago
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
And then there’s hayfever, which is literally an allergy to tree cum
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
And the Bradford Pear, which I’ve heard a lot of people(mostly women) say smells like cum to them.
So you could be allergic to tree cum that smells like people cum.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
#scienceismagic