MrSqueezles

@MrSqueezles@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You may want to sit down⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  parent comedian stupid funny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe the post is specifically about long eyelashes, fake eyelashes.

  That said, my wife has worn makeup twice in 18 years. I love her for being herself, but I complimented her on how nice she looked those two times her sister did her makeup because I’m not a complete jerk and have some idea of how to be kind when someone has spent an hour trying to look nice. I also attempted to make it clear that I preferred her without makeup, maybe something along the lines of, “I love how naturally beautiful you are.”

  Just because some women consider men to be ignorant doesn’t mean we are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instagram's monthly subscription⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to make the, “free”, moniker illegal. Advertisers have to pay money for ads and they get that money from us when we buy their products. In addition to having to look at ads, we also have to pay money for the privilege of looking at them. Any ad supported service is objectively not free. No thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not my account, just posting this on behalf of UK people I used to follow when I did have a twitter account. Elon deleted the UK.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t used Twitter or X, but based on the image, that’s the keyboard. See the blue GIF icon? Likely X’s picker. The dark gray one below it is probably the keyboard sitting. Could be Samsung because I see the same thing in Samsung Keyboard, SwiftKey, and Gboard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel superior⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you switched to Firefox for privacy? Sold your gas guzzler and started biking so you aren’t climate changing? Canceled Netflix, Facebook, Google, and Xed Twitter so you aren’t ripped off? Installed bidets so you aren’t killing trees to wipe your shit?

  I’m unimpressed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fact that people this stupid exist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather tax the rich and let the people decide what to do with their money than trust all billionaires to do the right things.

  This particular person is on a mission to do to malaria what science and governments did to smallpox, eliminate it from existence forever. You don’t spend 80 billion dollars to save on your taxes. He’s no perfect saint, but there are rich people who are more selfish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fact that people this stupid exist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The part of the poster that says, “Time to install your update”, as in, “inject you with microchips from Microsoft and here’s a picture of Bill Gates in case what I’m saying isn’t clear”? Is that the believable one?

  I wonder what the motivation would be to inject people with salt water. We’ll go to the expense of getting needles, people trained on how to use them, rent sites, sanitation, and I guess all of that so people can feel like their governments are doing good jobs and hope nobody involved tells anyone.