Old_Fat_White_Guy
@Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon has a back injury 2 months ago:
A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say…
- Comment on Anon rides a bike 4 months ago:
Old “your momma” joke… Your momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits “around” the house! Meaning that she’s as big as the whole house or even bigger than the house.
Which someone that fat is morbidly obese.
So the joke is a twist on the joke, with a jab at the fat person, in the form of faux concern over their health.
Sort of in the same vein as “bless your heart” or “he/she has a great personality”.
- Comment on Anon rides a bike 4 months ago:
It’s a stab at fat… I can’t help but feel targeted but I’ll have to wait until the stabbing pain in my chest subsides. The shooting pain down my left arm is lessening already! I’m fine, everything’s fine… just let me catch my breath for a moment.
- Comment on whoop whoop 6 months ago:
TIL that honey bees are Juggalos…whoop whoop.
- Comment on That gourmet luxury blend... 9 months ago:
Hungry?
- Comment on Biomimicry 9 months ago:
I too try to give the benefit of the doubt when reading stilted text that basically conveys the meaning but the syntax is janky.
I’m in southern Ohio so there are quite a few people from the hills and hollers around here.
Methany definitely talks exactly like how that is.
- Comment on Biomimicry 9 months ago:
If they keep bugs away then I’ll take a dozen.
- Comment on Feel old yet? 1 year ago:
So do 83.7476 children.
Side note fake fact: most kids in Africa don’t have names because they won’t live long enough to need one.
- Comment on Feel old yet? 1 year ago:
Before she was devirginated?