Old_Fat_White_Guy

@Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a back injury⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon rides a bike⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Old “your momma” joke… Your momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits “around” the house! Meaning that she’s as big as the whole house or even bigger than the house.

  Which someone that fat is morbidly obese.

  So the joke is a twist on the joke, with a jab at the fat person, in the form of faux concern over their health.

  Sort of in the same vein as “bless your heart” or “he/she has a great personality”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon rides a bike⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a stab at fat… I can’t help but feel targeted but I’ll have to wait until the stabbing pain in my chest subsides. The shooting pain down my left arm is lessening already! I’m fine, everything’s fine… just let me catch my breath for a moment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whoop whoop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL that honey bees are Juggalos…whoop whoop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That gourmet luxury blend...⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hungry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biomimicry⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I too try to give the benefit of the doubt when reading stilted text that basically conveys the meaning but the syntax is janky.

  I’m in southern Ohio so there are quite a few people from the hills and hollers around here.

  Methany definitely talks exactly like how that is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biomimicry⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If they keep bugs away then I’ll take a dozen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel old yet?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So do 83.7476 children.

  Side note fake fact: most kids in Africa don’t have names because they won’t live long enough to need one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel old yet?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Before she was devirginated?