Tujio

@Tujio@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Même] Which movie was this for you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they had completely scrapped the casino arc it would fix so many problems. Not only would that shitty, worthless sequence not exist, but they would’ve had screen time to put in more quality stuff. Imagine if at the end of the movie the big reveal was that Palpatine was alive. Instead, they had to put that into a messy scroller at the beginning of the third movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is an "over-under" during sex?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Similarly, I want to know what a reach-around is.

  Back home, it meant that when you’re giving someone a bj, you reach around and finger their butthole.

  I move out west and people are saying that it’s when a guy is banging a guy from behind, he reaches around and gives the receiver a handy.

  In these trying times, America needs to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long do you think we'll keep seeing "formerly Twitter"?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it might be this. A lot of traditional media outlets are mad about twitter becoming such a necessity for them. The old guard is mad that they have to cater to this bullshit online platform. The new guard is mad at the fact that the best outlet for breaking online news is suddenly owned and operated by a fascist.

  All of them want to say that x is bullshit, but they don’t want to actually lose the clicks/ market share that comes with it. So they keep passive-aggressively calling it twitter.

  Drunkenly thinking about it, this is kinda like calling a trans person by their dead name. Except it’s insulting a shitty company led by a shithead, so I’m cool with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends" - A few days late on posting this, 'Twenty years has gone so fast'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tony Hawk is a grandpa.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Biden wanted to could he have people kill Trump since he is in office and SCOTUS said it was ok?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have met many, many school teachers in my adult life and the vast majority of them are lovely people. There has only been one who I’d describe as a psychopath.

  Alcoholics? Absolutely. It’s a toss-up between teachers, lawyers and nurses for the hardest-drinking group of motherfuckers I’ve ever known.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 42 year old new hire at your job confesses to you that he has had 48 different jobs in his life. What is your opinion on that?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If I’m a coworker in this situation I don’t care. If I’m a manager in this situation I just don’t bother training them on anything but the basics for the job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Happens When You Plug a SUICIDE CORD in a live outlet? Do Not Try This Ever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. ‘Suicide plug’ Is a misnomer. Should be ‘homicide plug.’

  The danger isn’t plugging both ends into the same circuit. The danger is when there’s a downed power line, somebody plugs a generator into their outlet to power their own house. The genny backfills the line, so this line that everybody thinks is dead is suddenly live. All of a sudden the poor lineman who is trying to fix it a mile downline gets electrocuted while standing on top of a 30’ ladder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pros / cons of riding a bike?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bikes are popular in Seattle, but I’m not sure I’d call it a bike-friendly city. Tons of rain, tons of hills, tons of bridges, tons of crappy roads. We put bike lanes in a bunch of places, but a lot of them still have to go through confusing intersections or only cover part of your commute. Add on the new trend of no-hands driving, it’s still pretty dangerous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  "Think about how dumb the average American is. Then think that half of em are summer than that!"

  • George Carlin
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My coworkers say that I’ve got resting murder face. When I’m just zoning out not paying attention to anything, I apparently look like I’m actively searching for something rusty to stab you with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Serenading My Cows with 6 Trombones -- Mother by #meghantrainor --Arr. Lucas Hulett #farm #cow⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  youtu.be/3n6Ra-K7us8?si=3CSYfV-XdBYbGDMQ

  Cows have excellent taste in music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Biggest Box Office Bombs of 2023⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got thin walls. Watched Dune I at home, had to constantly grab the remote to turn the volume way up/down for the entire run of the movie. Went to see Dune II in Imax and got my face pleasantly blown off by the sound system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but just based on my own prejudices, the antivax community ain’t a huge fan of the Spanish- speaking community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assuming a button that, every time you push it, your intelligence goes up. The obvious and sane thing to do is to push the button all day. Yes? No? Maybe? Is there something that I'm missing here?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll always remember a story my buddy told me in high school. His dad was a judge, and absolutely brilliant, and a major alcoholic. One time his dad sat him down and said ‘I think you’ll have a good life. Because you’re smart enough to do well in this world, but not smart enough to realize what a shithole it is.’

  I really think that there is a point where if you’re smart enough, you have brain power to really pay attention to everything that goes on in the world. And paying attention to all of that can do serious harm to one’s psyche.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do scrota have the same wrinkle pattern every time they get cold?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Scrotapodes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In songs sung in English, a word ending with "t" followed by "you" sometimes makes the "you" sound like "chew". Does this happen in other languages with different words/sounds?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha. Thanks. Like I said, my Deutsch is kinda shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In songs sung in English, a word ending with "t" followed by "you" sometimes makes the "you" sound like "chew". Does this happen in other languages with different words/sounds?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  There are also weird German rules about article endings. A band I like has a song called “Herz Eines Trache” which means Heart of a Dragon. I don’t speak great German, so first time I heard it I wasted an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out what eine Strache is.