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- Comment on ChatGPT's o3 Model Found Remote Zeroday in Linux Kernel Code 1 day ago:
If I were to ask my Magic 8 Ball “Is the word ‘difinitely’ misspelled?” 100 times, it’s going to reply in the affirmative over 16% of the time. Literally double. This would also be “the very first experiment in this use case, done by a single person on a model that wasn’t specifically designed for this.”
It’s not impressive.
The issue with hallucinations…
This is the real problem: working under the false assumption that there are two kinds of output. It’s all the same output. An LLM cannot hallucinate in the same way that it cannot think or reason. It’s fancy autofill. Predictive text.
You can use it to brainstorm creative solutions, but you need to treat its output for what it is: complicated dice rolls from the tables in the back of the Dungeon Masters Guide. A fun distraction. Implausible fantasy 9 times out of 10.
- Comment on ChatGPT's o3 Model Found Remote Zeroday in Linux Kernel Code 2 days ago:
In 100 runs only 8 correctly identify the targeted vulnerability, the rest are false positives or claim that there are no vulnerabilities in the given code. … [The] signal to noise ratio is very low, and one has to sift through a lot of wrong reports to get a realistic one.
It was right 8% of the time when presented the least amount of input to find a known bug. Then, when they opened it up to more of the codebase, its performance decreased.
I’m not going to use something that’s wrong over 92% of the time. That’s insane. That’s like saying my Magic 8 Ball “could be used as a useful tool for helping to detect vulnerabilities.” The fucking rubber ducky on my desk has a more reliable clearance rate.
- Comment on The future of web development is AI. Get on or get left behind. 2 days ago:
The future of web development is XHTML. Get on or get left behind.Transitional XHTML resulted in extremely organized (if verbose) DOMs and delivered features that took forever to show up in HTML5.
It also sniffed out the sociopaths who capitalize elements and close their tags out of order. Fucking …
<p><strong><em>Evidence of low moral character.</strong></em></p> - Comment on Google hits back after Apple exec says AI is hurting search 3 weeks ago:
The man who killed Google search is required reading at this point.
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of April 27th 5 weeks ago:
The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition. It’s amazing.
- Comment on When the world connected on Skype 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on The inarguable case for banning social media for teens 5 weeks ago:
I can’t get my drug dealer to text me back and these kids are getting freebies on Snapchat? Fucking bullshit.
- Comment on The inarguable case for banning social media for teens 5 weeks ago:
Videogaming, porn and gambling gave boys such dopamine hits that anything else they did felt boring.
Kids these days don’t understand the rush of dumping their entire allowance into 15 minutes of Street Fighter, comitting borderline felonies while riding bicycles around the neighborhood, and then going into the woods to jerk it to that one Playboy before going over Steve’s house to worship the devil.
- Comment on Do you have any “headcanons” (so to speak) about the Star Trek TNG characters? 5 weeks ago:
Scotty gave some 1980s rando the formula to fabricate transparent aluminum. He gives exactly zero fucks about the time cops.
- Comment on Do you have any “headcanons” (so to speak) about the Star Trek TNG characters? 5 weeks ago:
The Holodeck is for porn.
- Comment on Do you have any “headcanons” (so to speak) about the Star Trek TNG characters? 5 weeks ago:
Scotty uses the Nexus to return to the Enterprise B, replaced himself at that point in time, and then messes with the navigation system to avoid the Dyson Sphere entirely (saving his friend).
- Comment on Why you should be polite to AI 1 month ago:
Please, boil the ocean to give me a pleasant, factually dubious reply.
- Comment on Vibe Coded AI App Generates Recipes for Cyanide Ice Cream and C*m Soup 1 month ago:
It’s probably already a Butthole Surfers song.
- Comment on What game do you really want to play, but haven't yet because you feel it in your soul that it will get a remake/remaster soon enough? 2 months ago:
Twilight Princess, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks.
- Comment on Block ADS On The Internet For Your Entire Family 2 months ago:
I have heard they can be a bit finicky
I assume you’re talking about the actual hardware of the various RaspberryPi. (Pies? Pis?) Some of the earlier models had problems with heat, which would cause them to fart out on occasion. I’ve got a Pi 4 Model B, and it does just fine (
up 509 days, 15:33) humming away next to my router in a closet.Raspbian wasn’t my bag so I’ve got the PiHole docker container running on my preferred flavor of Linux instead.
- Comment on Let's discuss: Pokémon 2 months ago:
X/Y we’re the games that brought me back into Pokémon after skipping a few generations, and the upcoming Legends A-Z takes place in the same region. Seems like a great place to start.
- Comment on Matt Mullenweg deactivates WordPress contributor accounts over alleged fork plans 4 months ago:
What an asshole.
- Comment on Interview: Mike McMahan On Refining The Finale Of ‘Star Trek: Lower Decks’ And Planning A Push To Bring It Back 5 months ago:
Crisis Point 3: Resurgence Factor
- Comment on Sega considering Netflix-like game subscription service 5 months ago:
“We’re doing Sega Channel again, but it’ll work this time, goddamnit!”
- SEGA Execs., probably
- Comment on My Skyrim followers tier list, hope it's not too controversial xoxo 5 months ago:
Guess it’s time for another playthrough.
- Comment on NYCC Interview — Setting the Stage for Star Trek: Section 31 with Cast and Director Olatunde Osunsanmi 6 months ago:
Q: For those who haven’t been following the project, how would you describe Star Trek: Section 31?
I read this in John de Lancie’s voice.
- Comment on Stable Diffusion 3.5 — Stability AI 7 months ago:
Still got too many fuckin’ fingers, huh?
- Comment on Can anyone help me identify this Xbox controller? 7 months ago:
All of these mods were (are?) available to people willing to fork over extra cash to have their own controllers made via Xbox Design Lab.
- Comment on OpenAI Is A Bad Business 7 months ago:
Scolded me for swearing at it.
“You’ll fucking know when I’m swearing at you,” was my reply to that shit the last time I gave it a spin (after it regurgitated nonsense after many prompts specifically asking for not nonsense).
- Comment on The Doom mod that turns Margaret Thatcher into an undead cyberdemon has been removed by Bethesda yet again, this time for 'disobeying a ZeniMax employee' 8 months ago:
- Comment on A Gamble: What will be the plot of *Lower Decks*'s Finale? 8 months ago:
Whatever they have to do to shoehorn Tawny Newsome and Jack Quaid into Starfleet Academy.
- Comment on Picard la forges a friendship 9 months ago:
Amazing.
- Comment on Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Recruits A New Cadet 9 months ago:
From an interview I read, but can’t remember the source:
Alex Kurtzman: [Paul Giamatti] was doing press for The Holdovers, and when he was asked about the part that he would most want to play, he said, “I want to play a Klingon on Star Trek.”… So we called his agent and said, “Was that a thing he just said, was that a bit?”… And she called back and she said, “He’d love to sit down with you. We got on a Zoom with him and he cried.
[…]
Noga Landau: He also chose which role he wanted to play. We came to him and we said, “You could be this guy or that guy, or that guy.” And he thought about it and he came back and told us that the part he plays is the one he wanted.
Alex Kurtzman: We thought it was going to be like one episode because his schedule is so busy, and he was like, “No, I want to play the villain.” We’re like, “That’s the whole season.” He was like, “Great, let’s do it!”
Like… no one’s stopping you from being a Klingon on Star Trek, Paul Giamatti.
- Comment on The Revenge of the Home Page: As social networks become less reliable distributors of the news, consumers of digital journalism are seeking out an older form of online real estate. 9 months ago:
Buzzfeed News did not suck.
- Comment on What's your favourite and/or least favourite gaming hardware? 9 months ago:
Favorite: Nintendo 3DS XL. I never would have thought a resistive touchscreen would last that long. What an absolute beating that thing took.
Dogshit: Microsoft Sidewinder Game Pad Pro (1999 edition). Motherfucker didn’t know up from left.