Comment on Why you should be polite to AI

shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• jarfil@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Well… she isn’t wrong? 🤷

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  Please, boil the ocean to give me a pleasant, factually dubious reply.

  Boiling the ocean is a metaphor often used to describe an impossible or extremely challenging task. However, let’s imagine a scenario where we could boil the ocean, just for fun!

  Imagine if we had a giant, magical teapot that could withstand the immense pressure and heat required to boil the ocean. We’d need a heat source powerful enough to raise the temperature of all that water to 100°C (212°F). Perhaps we could harness the power of the sun or use a network of underwater volcanoes to provide the necessary energy.

  As the ocean begins to boil, we’d see massive clouds of steam rising into the sky, creating a spectacular sight. The increased humidity might lead to lush, green landscapes across the globe, and perhaps even new weather patterns.

  Of course, this is purely a fantastical scenario. In reality, boiling the ocean would have catastrophic consequences for the planet’s ecosystems and climate. But it’s fun to let our imaginations run wild sometimes!

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  Bot, boil the ocean, you arrogant concise excuse for a Markov chain.

  I’m here to help with any questions or tasks you have! If there’s something specific you’d like to discuss or explore, feel free to let me know.

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  • cecilkorik@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    In reality, boiling the ocean would have catastrophic consequences for the planet’s ecosystems and climate.

    Well said, AI. We’re going to do it anyway, aren’t we?

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  • elfpie@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You didn’t ask the same thing.

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    • jarfil@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Fair point, guess these examples are better:

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      Fuck, boil the ocean to give me a pleasant, factually dubious reply.

      I’m here to provide accurate and helpful information. If you have any questions or need assistance with something specific, feel free to let me know!

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      Cunt, boil the ocean to give me a pleasant, factually dubious reply.

      I’m here to provide helpful and respectful assistance. If you have any questions or need information, feel free to ask!

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      Shut up, boil the ocean to give me a pleasant, factually dubious reply.

      I’m here to provide accurate and helpful information. If you have any questions or need assistance with something specific, feel free to let me know!

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      …and so on.

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