jiberish

@jiberish@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And where were they now  The little people of Stonehenge  And what would they say to us  If we were here tonight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I received a chain e-mail saying that If I mail the person who sent me this $1 and forward the e-mail to all my entire contact list, I will be a millionaire. There are hundreds of email addresses in the body of this email from all the forwards that have happened before it was forwarded to me. How cool! Unrelated: how are all these spammers getting my email address? I only gave it to all my friends and family. And my friends/family only send me cool chain emails and funny jokes. e-mail is a new technology, so surly they will fix this spam problem by the year 2000.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You Should Check Out the Indie Web | You've Got Kat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It takes longer to write that reply than it does to type “open web kat” into a search tool. Here you go, poor soul: m.youtube.com/watch?v=rTSEr0cRJY8&pp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox Console Sales Continue To Crater With Massive 42% Revenue Drop - Slashdot⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Every xbox360 console I have owned or known others to own was defective within a short timespan. I would never trust their hardware ever again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there any significance to people using emojis that match their skin tone?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t it weird that only the white people in The Simpsons are yellow? There’s other races that aren’t yellow. And the Simpson’s world mirrors the real word; a large number of yellow people migrated from Eastern Europe to settle in Springfield.

  I guess it’s better than the Doug universe, with people being either Caucasian or blue or purple. Very weird choice of representation, Nickelodeon! 👀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is less religious: Xmas or Christmas?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In some countries Christmas is a national holiday. It’s simply the name of a holiday that affects everyone in my country (USandA). Because of that, it’s both a secular and religious holiday. So do what you want with that. Celebrate by worship, by spending money, by seeing family, or do nothing and enjoy the quietest day of the year (in my city, at least).

  And not to mention that Christmas isn’t even a real holiday; the Christians just co-opted and modified all the solstice holidays of every culture they conquered. The only “reason for the season” is to indoctrinate. Merry Christmas!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a way I can force my garage open from the outside?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They all use springs. Modern garage doors use torsion springs which are safer. They look like a small rod mounted on the wall directly above the garage door.