FlightyPenguin
@FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I prefer wholly water.
- Comment on Microsoft CEO's pay rises 63% to $73m, despite devastating year for layoffs 4 weeks ago:
Wow, the price of a soul went up 63%.
- Comment on Crab types 3 months ago:
Intimation Crab is giving you subtle claw gestures.
- Comment on Universal basic income is 'straight out of the Karl Marx playbook,' financial guru Dave Ramsey says 4 months ago:
Even Friedrich Hayek advocated for UBI in The Road to Serfdom.
- Comment on Freak in the Sheets 4 months ago:
Or no longer innocent.
- Comment on Geography is neat 6 months ago:
Clbuttic.
- Comment on Papyrus 2 7 months ago:
I mean, it’s not “funny haha” throughout, but it’s great double-edged satire.
It did make me laugh out loud when the punchline showed up at the very end (the title of the short film in Comic Sans).
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Health insurance is a scam. American healthcare is atrocious. Stochastic terrorism is never okay. Don’t you dare claim that it is.
- Comment on Asking a girl out for comic book store date? 8 months ago:
"Hey, wanna go on a comic book store date with me at [store name] on [day of the week]?
The ask, the expectation of a date (and admission of romantic interest), and a specific time and place. Don’t leave the question open-ended or vague. Then she can respond in a few ways: 1. Yes. 2. I’m not free that day; is there another day that we could go? 3. No thank you.
This makes everything as clear as it can be, with little room for misunderstanding. And it’s not a dumb idea at all to have a comic book store date. If you have a hard time talking to girls, don’t talk to girls. Talk to humans who happen to be girls. They’re people, and you’re a person too, so you don’t need to overthink it.
You got this! Good luck!
- Comment on Weird 🤔 1 year ago:
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- Comment on America's Toxic Food System | Some More News 1 year ago:
All is corn. Corn is all.