bdesk

@bdesk@kbin.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Three Shows Always Dominate the Streaming Charts, Even Amid Peak TV⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It's because if you give people freedom to act as they please, they all turn to crabs.

  Even if you don't give them the freedom, they turn into crabs.

  Everything turns to crabs: it's called carcinization - look it up!

  Now it's happening to TV.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Reservation Dogs' Season Three Brings Everyone to Tears⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro I only cry when people live or die in the movie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lemm.ee plans for mitigating image upload abuse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot getting the authorities involved when somebody does upload csam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do dinosaurs have big heads and tiny arms?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Evolution is the process of turning things into crabs. The little T-rex arms were just part of this process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolutely nothing of note happened in China in June 1989, right?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro China is not real, it's just the back of Taiwan.