Bixcut
@Bixcut@lemmy.world
- Comment on Made with 100% synthetic ingredients 1 week ago:
Joe Rogan is a piece of shit and I’d die happy if I never heard his name again
- Comment on business is business 2 weeks ago:
The first time I heard it was a VCR repairman turning a screw for $100.
- Comment on business is business 2 weeks ago:
The story goes:
The huge printing presses of a major Chicago newspaper began malfunctioning on the Saturday before Christmas, putting all the revenue for advertising that was to appear in the Sunday paper in jeopardy. None of the technicians could track down the problem. Finally, a frantic call was made to the retired printer who had worked with these presses for over 40 years. “We’ll pay anything; just come in and fix them,” he was told.
When he arrived, he walked around for a few minutes, surveying the presses; then he approached one of the control panels and opened it. He removed a dime from his pocket, turned a screw 1/4 of a turn, and said, “The presses will now work correctly.” After being profusely thanked, he was told to submit a bill for his work.
The bill arrived a few days later, for $10,000.00! Not wanting to pay such a huge amount for so little work, the printer was told to please itemize his charges, with the hope that he would reduce the amount once he had to identify his services. The revised bill arrived: $1.00 for turning the screw; $9,999.00 for knowing which screw to turn.
- Comment on - sent from my Samsung Toilet 5 weeks ago:
Get the $50 pills next time. Worth it.
- Comment on Guys Did I Get Scammed? 5 weeks ago:
Verify the credit card info I have on file for you for post delete
- Comment on Are you too young to remember these? 5 weeks ago:
Pretty sure I had that exact water bed frame
- Comment on Anon overdoes it 5 weeks ago:
Not letting yourself cum while you masturbate. For long times.
- Comment on Skill Issue 😓 5 weeks ago:
A loose seal
- Comment on This mais sound corny but ... 5 weeks ago:
Where all the corn bone at
- Comment on Suck my 2 months ago:
Suck my ener