turdburglar

@turdburglar@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cry cry⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah i feel that, but i also feel the guilt of using 3 glasses of water to cool down the computer that answered me.

  at any rate, please do not use grok.

  elon is cooling his penis computer with aquifer drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer.

  he promised to build a grey water plant, but, y’all won’t believe this… he didn’t. hasn’t even broken ground on the construction.

  also, he’s powering grok with generators that have led to ~74% increase in the shittiness of the air quality in memphis from generators’ exhaust pipes.

  please do not use grok.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  mike jones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advertise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ha. me too. just this week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advertise⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  uniform line weight, creamy yellow ground, font and text placement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advertise⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  gtfo with your slop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innocence⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  schlop, schlop, schloppy joe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spiritual Safety Tip!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  oh, so like 5 years ago then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, now I need this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  is he on cameo? is cameo still a thing?