Denvil

@Denvil@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  An entry for ACHOO syndrome in the National Library of Medicine, by Laura Dean from 2012 claims 1 in 4 people will be pushed over the edge to a sneeze when they already have one on the edge, but “pure” photic sneezing is “far less common” although there is no number given, so I have no idea how rare or common it is to just straight up sneeze from light without already having to sneeze

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Either I’ve had a tick for the past 19 years, or its unrelated in my case

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every single time I walk outside, 3 sneezes sometimes more because of the sun. Although I’ve never met somebody else who does the same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's barely a science.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “yo it’d be funny if we invested in Playstation”

  Boom, all the predictions just went out the window

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get my inspiration from nature⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The stealthiest way to bomb somebody is to go directly at them of course

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goth Lasagna⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A helping of lasagna would also fit imo, but it is just pasta cake so slice would be most fitting I think

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And I'll do it again!"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon and Rusty⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the joke in this post is that the dog is so excited that it’s pissing on the owner’s chest, making his heart feel warm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greedy bastards⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, as mentioned in another comment,bI like not being in jail

  But also if I did you best bet I’m keeping that for myself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greedy bastards⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe most of our clients are healthcare, and oddly enough, gambling websites lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greedy bastards⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like not going to jail thank you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon and Rusty⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Im sure his heart is also feeling awkwardly moist at the moment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greedy bastards⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These memes always make me feel awkward considering I work at a data center

  But also I’m not the one guzzling all the water and power, I’m just a guy working here to get paid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We simply tricked the world into doing work for us

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d argue humans aren’t even an apex predator, we kind of just tricked other animals into letting us eat them

  And even then, tricking plants into letting us eat them is the reason we’re able to trick other animals into letting us eat them in the first place. We’re just tricky little fellas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you KNOW the facts you are more likely to stay safe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  100% of people who breath air have died, or will die. None of these things have even comparable kdrs to air.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I worked construction and my hours were 6 am to 3:30 pm. I’m sure others do it differently, but in my eyes it’d be pure madness to work night shift in construction. It’s already bad enough having to deal with working on something after your coworkers and thinking “damn why did they do it this way” I can’t imagine splitting the job between two foremen too. It’d be chaos. Only reason I think it might be done would be if a project REALLY needs done quick, and it’s not a very big building, so you can’t just put more people on the same job. So you’d have to have people on it 24/7 to try and get it done asap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bread in general is a pan-world dish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon defeats the slop agenda⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is just intelligentslop, you only like it because it enlightened you to the error of your ways

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is suffering⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have this guy’s wife too, if you catch my drift

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is forever alone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk about you all, but I do the sex SO often, I have an entire drawer full of magnum condoms because I use them so often I need a stockpile

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FUCK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mario and Sonic crossover?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FUCK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither have I, I’ve never left America, I just suddenly became aware that we were in Southern England

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FUCK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I did too, and also stopped. This is the last dream I had written down, and I didn’t understand it at the time, I still don’t understand it now.

  “Me and my sister (not real sister) are taveling together, and we have the help of the universe/internet. She can talk to it, and I can… do something I forget. We go to like a Mexican restaurant, and try and get some food. I ask universe if I could speak to it as well, it says no. We also learn that there are 6 other people with connections to the universe in Southern England (apparently where we are). As an internet sweep begins (everybody but us is frozen and things lag a bit), one of the other internet people comes to the store. Then… I wake up lol. Thats the end”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say hello to Bary⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The only one I remember is Styx cause I remember the river from mythology cause I thought it was cool. Not a damn clue what the others were.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally a legal recourse for your dog⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I break the treats, but still give her both of them. She has a hard time chewing a full one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*must tap*⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am far from a scientist, but maybe like magma cooling with air pockets or smth, idk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's a keeper⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t watched the show, but it kinda looks like a clone of herself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just one of the differences⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  visible confusion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cell wall is the wall of the cell.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop.