iamnotafishuq

@iamnotafishuq@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great submission to "rate my professor"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially when i tell you it took him 5 or 6 good hits until he finally got up the nerve to hit hard enough to get the intended result. It was hard to watch! 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great submission to "rate my professor"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol reminds me of the substitute band teacher we had a few times in high school. A trombone player in front of me (rightfully) hated the old bastard so much that he punched himself in the nose to get a nosebleed in order to leave class for the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do office workers actually do?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And, sometimes, who’s not looking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spider mech!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I can see that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sagan, you look high.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better give him a good wank just in case

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spider mech!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kind of looks like a crazy peep too. Want to pop it into my mouth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sagan, you look high.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You still can. You probably have at least one atom from Carl in you by now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He has risen⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus gave birth to the bunny (immaculate conception) while he was in the cave and then the bunny went out and laid the eggs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And they haven't been back since⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m kind of surprised that they don’t make Jesus piñatas for Easter. They could hang it on a cross and let the kids stab it with spears until the candy comes out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Autism is a modern epidemic"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol…mine’s a shelf and not a drawer. so, i’m good