NicolaHaskell

@NicolaHaskell@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobel Prize 2024⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, Eli Whitney.

  How about the machines automate the complicated jobs to make as many menial jobs for me as possible? Computers these days are all lazy. They could optimize scheduling so the neighbors and I all get time together and time apart for a hundred hours of kicking dirt down at the office each year, instead they hang around doing vapes and abstract paintings of hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finally touches grass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a kind of useful to have websites like reddit and 4chan to accuse of fostering thought bubbles, hate speech, and victimhood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have been banned from /c/Lemmyshitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  moralizing “diminishing relationships to promote etc” sounds like ayn-rand-libertarian-christian-nationalist-trumper lizard folk valuing the ability to say horrible things to people then hoist blame on them for corrupting society while camouflaged behind a veil of repentant self-exile

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah sweet!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s bacteria that grow in the roots of legumes that are capable of capturing gaseous nitrogen. That nitrogen makes its way to the soil, where the trees can suck it up to produce protein, like sunflower seeds. I eat those and by the time I urinate and die the nitrogen has been so concentrated within me that I burn a small hole in the ground for the fungus, sun, and time to decay and heal.

  If I could photosynthesize the carbs needed to bootstrap this operation I would. If I could plant a piece of myself and feed it rainwater and atmospheric nitrogen to grow a steak I would. If I could leave behind shelter I wood.