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- Comment on Supersonic physicists rounded up as spies in Russia 5 months ago:
Wow! How did they catch him? With a super-duper-sonic net?
- Comment on The More You Know 🌟 5 months ago:
LOL
- Comment on The More You Know 🌟 5 months ago:
STOP! That’s my drag stage name!
- Comment on Massive forest restoration project makes steadfast progress: 'This will be the largest natural structure on the planet' 5 months ago:
I don’t want to be a killjoy but I’m triggered by the phrase “largest natural structure on the planet “ without even reading what the fuck they are talking about.
- Comment on Size Matters? Penis Dissatisfaction and Gun Ownership in America 5 months ago:
As long as you’re not Armalite!
- Comment on Size Matters? Penis Dissatisfaction and Gun Ownership in America 5 months ago:
I’m glad someone did this study, even if it’s not going to change my use of the slur against rabid gun owners.
- Comment on The learning will continue until morale improves 5 months ago:
This is me and my children.
- Comment on Beijing ready to 'forcefully' stop Taiwan independence: China's defense chief 5 months ago:
China can go spin.
- Comment on Vancouver comics festival bans Jewish artist Miriam Libicki over past IDF service 5 months ago:
Good!
- Comment on The only time it's ok to snitch... 5 months ago:
Maximum Nudes (men)
- Comment on Did everyone stick to yesterday's agenda? 5 months ago:
Fuck yeah! And I’m cis-het!
- Comment on Zelensky says China’s ‘support to Russia’ will extend war in Ukraine during surprise appearance in Asia | CNN 5 months ago:
The problem is that the Chinese government is literally evil, and most of the population seem to live up behind them.
- Comment on viruses 5 months ago:
Would you prefer it to have a little hat and mysterious (and unnecessary) white gloves ?
- Comment on viruses 5 months ago:
So what about ‘Mastercard’?
- Comment on star gazin 5 months ago:
If you spend five seconds ‘poring over it’ you’ll also be able to spot ‘unmistakable signs’ of ‘alien civilisations’ with your butt-nekked eyebawllz.
- Comment on DRASTICALLY 5 months ago:
Eat a single handful of Oleander leaves with a cupful of any drink you wish.
Your body will change DRASTICALLY.
- Comment on North Korea continues GPS jamming attack for 4th day 5 months ago:
Sounds like someone needs a visit by the anti-GPS jamming missiles.
- Comment on PM Benjamin Netanyahu: Gaza war won't end until Hamas destroyed 5 months ago:
What he means is ‘war won’t end until Israel can take control and ownership of all lands formerly occupied by the Palestinians and I can evade all corruption charges.”
- Comment on Georgian PM Calls For Review Of Relations With U.S. 5 months ago:
He’s a silly sausage.
- Comment on Belgium does not allow Ukraine to strike Russian territory with its weapons 5 months ago:
Ooops! We thought those were German weapons we were using, sorry!
- Comment on Putin's Residence In Altai Republic 'Almost' Burnt To Ashes: Report 5 months ago:
Oh what a shame he wasn’t in it at the time!!!
- Comment on Who is more sigma? This guy or Patrick Bateman 5 months ago:
Weird
- Comment on Who is more sigma? This guy or Patrick Bateman 5 months ago:
What does the Greek letter Ligma look like? Can you draw it for me?
- Comment on Who is more sigma? This guy or Patrick Bateman 5 months ago:
Ah ok. So where on that ranking does a sigma sit? Alpha, beta, …?, sigma?
- Comment on US accuses China of 'every support' for Russia's war in Ukraine, threatens more sanctions 5 months ago:
China really needs to be taken down a few pegs.
- Comment on Who is more sigma? This guy or Patrick Bateman 5 months ago:
WTF is ‘sigma’?
- Comment on Europe on high alert after suspected Moscow-linked arson and sabotage 5 months ago:
Putin needs to start paying a real price.
- Comment on Ship attacked by Yemen's Houthi rebels was full of grain bound for Iran, the group's main benefactor | AP News 5 months ago:
They aren’t the sharpest bunnies in the bunch.
- Comment on Mine just did 8 months ago:
I detest her.
- Comment on Spain’s plan to ban domestic flights where you can take a train in under two and half hours 8 months ago:
So wait… what?!?!
You can take a train trip… INSIDE AN AIRPLANE WHILE ITS FLYING?!?!?
Far out!
Taylor Swift is going to be really envious.