twisted

@twisted@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Test your might⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In all my years of dishwashering, I have only really offended my ancestral spirits once, but I doubt they will even remember it since there is so much else to be disappointed about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Test your might⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This might be ragebait but people are definitely serious about this shit. I don’t know what they think happens inside a dishwasher, it’s just some water splashing about followed by some heat. “Is it dishwasher safe? It doesn’t say it is!” Fuck off, just put it in the top rack and be done with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flawless Victory⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big thing funny⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean an occlupanid? www.horg.com/horg/?page_id=2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little blessings⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  God will provide. Yea, a lengthy prison sentence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe this is the only comm that will not throw a hissy fit about this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, whatever dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨While is it always the person's fault who rearended you? What about the person in front of you stopping all of a sudden in the middle of a highway?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It isn’t always your fault. If someone swerves into your lane and brakes hard there’s no way you could avoid them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Decided to dig a big hole⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Relevant: youtu.be/5iQ8dpu-W4k

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Americans Fly Economy, They're Actually Paying for Someone Else to Fly Private⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  But even if this tax was reduced or went away, what’s stopping the airlines from hiking up the price by that amount? Airlines are looking for any excuse to squeeze out more money from you. In that case you’d just be funding the airline execs’ private flights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there any way to search through all the games on Steam for titles that don't use the word "dystopian" anywhere in the description?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the name of this extension?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a stranger ties their dog to your bike.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  You need some Geoguesser in your life. There are people who will tell you where exactly in the world this is, only from the picture.