Background: I’m using Ungoogled Chromium, which I do not keep up to date because non-Debian packages are a big hassle to maintain. I expect this risk to be mine alone.

Since websites are secretive¹ about their reasons for blocking, it has been quite painful (as a Tor user) that many services are not blocking Tor, but in fact blocking old versions of Chrome. WTF? Why does a website block old Chrome versions? My gut thought was the website wants to nanny users, to try to force users to secure themselves (“for the user’s own protection”), because surely a user with old chrome does not realistically threaten the server’s security.

The answer: it turns out that AI bots are strangely using old Chrome versions for a user-agent header. So webmasters are reacting by blocking old versions of Chrome. What I don’t understand is why devs of AI bots would try to masquerade as old Chrome versions.

And to a lesser extent I wonder why webmasters are reckless enough to take this collective-punishment-is-ok stance. It would be like a store owner banning customers wearing blue hats from their shop because some shoplifters were caught wearing blue hats.

¹ Exceptionally, codeberg.org actually respects our dignity enough to preduce an error message that says they are blocking old chrome. But they are the exception.