Yeah, and I’m going to urinate ahead of death. At least, I hope so.
Point being, the hed is a cheque the threadbare story can’t cash. There’s no causality. “Apple lays of staffers ahead of heat death of universe” also works. In the latter case, no reasonable person would see entropy at fault.
XLE@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
From the same URL:
Congratulations to New York, the better Apple