Time travelers going back in time to kill the first religion ever before it forms and fucks up humanity

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Jesus was a time traveler who tried to destroy religion and convince people all you need is to be nice to each other.
  They nailed him to a tree, and as a special “Fuck You” turned him into a new religion.

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The oldest known religions are those of Indigenous Australia. If any modern human is going back in time to kill Indigenous Australian religions, I think they’re racist.

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  • Midnight1938@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I thought it went

    1. Hinduism
    2. Judaism
    3. Zoroastrian

    Unless youre equating occupation with practice

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    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      https://www.britannica.com/story/which-religion-is-the-oldest

      Adherents hold that Hinduism—one of the principal faiths in the modern world, with about one billion followers—is the world’s oldest religion, with complete scriptural texts dating back 3,000 years. The oral tradition that gave rise to the Mahabharata, for example, probably dates to about 850 BCE, although its written Sanskrit form is about 400 years younger.

      So Hinduism is around 3000 years old.

      https://www.aboriginal-art-australia.com/aboriginal-art-library/rainbow-serpent/

      Scientists have found that the first paintings of the Rainbow Serpent appear in Arnhem Land rock art between 6000 to 8000 years ago after the last Ice Age when the seas rose. After much research it was discovered that the first snake images would have appeared after the rising of the seas due to the direct climate change.

      So, the worship of the Rainbow Serpent (The central figure in many Indigenous Australian religions) has Hinduism beat by at least 3,000 years.

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