That verse was abead of its time.

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• Blastasaurus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  On the first day, the Lord said “let there be light rail”.

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  • bappity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    on the second day, the Lord said “Part suspended, minor delays on all lines”

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• Nusm@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ….amen.

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• MxM111@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Finally, a practical Jesus!

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  • altasshet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your own practical Jesus…

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Stop citing it in modern English!
  The King James Bible, Gor 4:20:

  For, if thine carter forceth thee off his iron-wheeled carriage, as his serfs are patching the trail ahead, shout not in despair and come unto Me; for Mine Carriage hath no need for iron track. Let Me carry thou and thou will complete thine journey on soft, wide wheels. I will carry thou slowly but surely, across roads and paths with bedding of clay, stone and rubble.

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  • needthosepylons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I smiled during the whole comment, thank you :)

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• EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ah, my favorite part of the Bible. 👍

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The people of the time were very confused by this talk of buses and railroads, but they wrote it down anyway.

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    • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And yea God said, “No Standard-Gauge railway shall have a track gauge of more than 1 435 mm.”

      And thus it shall be.

      Amen.

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The wording was different back then (see my other comment)

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• MxM111@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Finally, a practical Jesus!

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