(dawncreates) (2025)
Image description: A historical cannon with its barrel angled upward to the right, expelling bright orange flames and streaming golden-yellow spaghetti noodles that trail diagonally across the frame. Behind the cannon, out of focus, stands a stone castle with crenellated towers and battlements constructed from gray stone blocks, featuring an arched entrance at ground level. A group of people in period dress are gathered watching in the courtyard on cobblestone paving.
Full Generation Parameters:
photography_(artwork), aesthetic 8, absurd_photography, Hasselblad 500C/M, 80mm f/2.8, f/11 aperture, golden hour, ISO 100. Medieval bronze cannon firing spaghetti strands like cannonballs. Cooked pasta spiraling through air with steam rising from cannon barrel. Background: 15th-century castle courtyard with confused peasants. Dramatic lighting highlighting flying pasta against stone walls. Kodak Ektar 100 film simulation, shallow depth of field emphasizing absurdity.
Steps: 15, CFG scale: 1, Seed: 208415162278960
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 7 hours ago
I don’t want to nitpick (this is a lie) but don’t you need multiple canons firing for a salvo? I remember seeing some history doodad where war ships would fire cus seeing a line of splashes from the canons is easier to find than a single splash, plush when it does connect its a bunch of damage at once making damage control hard
Now of course I’m sure your strategy would have to change firing noodles but I’m not paid enough for that
Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
I must admit, I didn’t try very hard on this title. Apologies.
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 4 hours ago
Ah I’m just being a goof