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The original was posted on /r/AmItheAsshole by /u/Cow-Financial on 2023-09-16 06:58:32.

My husband and I were at a craft fair that was being held at a brewery. I felt natures call, but saw the line for the women’s room. So I waited. One or two drinks later, it’s time for the restroom.

First, I go to the women’s room. There are 10+ women waiting in line. Then, I look at the men’s room (both restrooms have completely open doors….idk breweries?) There is no one waiting, and there are three females in the mensroom washing their hands.

So I think, soil my pants or use the men’s room? My bladder chose the men’s room.

After the fact I told my husband about it, thinking it would be a funny anecdote. He got so angry thinking that I was using the men’s room for sexual reasons. I slept on the couch for the next two days.

My argument was that in an absolute emergency, whatever bathroom you choose doesn’t matter……meanwhile, whenever nature calls for him, he will go/pull over wherever or whenever.