He was never shot
The Trump life
Submitted 3 days ago by Chucklestheclown@hilariouschaos.com to Conservatives@hilariouschaos.com
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entwine413@lemm.ee 3 days ago
jonne@infosec.pub 3 days ago
His ear was hit? Although I guess we’ve never even seen a scar for that, he just walked around with toilet paper on his ear for like a week.
entwine413@lemm.ee 2 days ago
It wasn’t even a week. His ear was fine like a day or two later. Cartilage wounds, especially on a geriatric, take forever to heal.
Lovstuhagen@hilariouschaos.com 2 days ago
The standard for whether or not someone has been shot in the US military is whether flesh is broken by a bullet or bullet fragmentation - basically, there has to be blood, but it does not matter if it is a full on through & through shot that destroys a portion of your intestines and gives you all manner of health issues for the rest of your life, or if it is a fragment of a bullet that hits your ear.
I tend to think it is the latter.
Also probably very much a life changing experience for him - and a life ending experience for the shooter.
entwine413@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Nah, it was a blood packet. A cartilage wound on a geriatric doesn’t heal overnight.
hohoho@lemmy.world 3 days ago
What is wrong with you guys. The self-own is unfathomably weird.