The Zombie Apocalypse Had Started, The Item Closets To Your Right Hand Is Your Weapon, What Are You Fighting With?

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• Owner_of_donky@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Guys with fleshlight: We’re fucked

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  • Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh my God lol

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• Owner_of_donky@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Phone

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  • Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Call for help !

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• Fisuxcel@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  headphones

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  • Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Rock out fuck it lol

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• dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  TP…

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  • Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nooo. You’re gunna wipe their mouths after they are done eating you lol

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    • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or just stuff their mouths with TP as they come to bite, rendering them harmless

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• PostalDude@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pellet gun. I’ve killed with worse.

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  • Sexypink@exploding-heads.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s something

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