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Chemistry Jokes

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Na.

    I’m too salty

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  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is the joke here? Im stupid

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    • perishthethought@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Barium is a chemical element.

      Say it aloud and it sounds like, “Bury 'em”.

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      • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That was my guess, that it’s pronounced similarly to something else, but I didn’t know how to pronounce Barium in English. Wikipedia says it’s bɛəriəm/BAIR-ee-əm I wouldn’t pronounce “bury em” that way, but I know my pronunciation is not good. I speak like the Hungarians in the Monty Python sketch “Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook”. These kind of jokes don’t work on me.

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      • LittleTarsier@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s Drake in the picture but I’m not sure why

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  • triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One atom says to the other “I think I’ve lost an electron!”

    “Are you sure?”

    “I’m positive”

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  • triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

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