Chemistry Jokes

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• Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Na.

  I’m too salty

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• idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What is the joke here? Im stupid

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  • perishthethought@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Barium is a chemical element.

    Say it aloud and it sounds like, “Bury 'em”.

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    • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That was my guess, that it’s pronounced similarly to something else, but I didn’t know how to pronounce Barium in English. Wikipedia says it’s bɛəriəm/BAIR-ee-əm I wouldn’t pronounce “bury em” that way, but I know my pronunciation is not good. I speak like the Hungarians in the Monty Python sketch “Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook”. These kind of jokes don’t work on me.

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    • LittleTarsier@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s Drake in the picture but I’m not sure why

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• triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  One atom says to the other “I think I’ve lost an electron!”

  “Are you sure?”

  “I’m positive”

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• triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

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