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"Oh yeah, I love working under pressure."

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • s12@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can work under pressure. Just not mental pressure.
    Pressure from heavy blankets is fine though.

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  • yourgodlucifer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    me: yea i can work under pressure

    clearly having extreme anxiety from the pressure of the job interview

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  • ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I genuinely am pretty stable under pressure. What happens, though, is that work will just keep piling on the pressure until you hit your breaking point.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “We’re looking for a new kind of human being who thrives under stress, but doesn’t crave it enough to unnecessarily create more of it…”

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    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “I thrive watching other people stress”

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  • cloudless@lemmy.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I go scuba diving all the time, I will be fine.”

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  • Brickardo@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh yeah I can work under pressure

    Wait, you don’t mean with the song playing in the background?

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  • RoadieRich@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Them: Can you perform under pressure?

    Me: Mmm num ba de
    Dum bum ba be
    Doo buh dum ba beh beh

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  • brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can work under pressure; just with the same efficency of a model T running on frying oil.

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