Dr. Google

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• JimSamtanko@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is just like a joke my girlfriend and I have on the subject :

  Google “how to remove a splinter”

  Result: “You may have cancer. Here’s the top 20 paid results regarding things that have nothing to do with your problem.

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It told me I was experiencing morning sickness because I’ve been throwing up almost daily for over a month now.

  I’m AMAB.

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  oh shit. WebMD finally fixed their symptom checker.

  used to be you’d plug in headache and it’d be like…

  • You have a headache
  • you have a migraine.
  • you have a concussion
  • you have [a whole lot of scary shit that will kill you]

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• ExtimateCookie@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “You could be dying rn or it could be absolutely nothing… It’s probably nothing…unless ? Haha can’t prescribe anything go see some doc meanwhile have this panic attack”

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