This absurdity has to stop. Conflating a bean fetish with the well accepted medical practice of foreskin oiling is a clear and present danger to public health.
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Submitted 6 months ago by kewwwi@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Technus@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 months ago
THE FUTURE WILL LOOK AT YOUR FEAR-MONGERING OVER MY SEXUAL PREFERENCES AND LAUGH OLD MAN
Technus@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
When your foreskin is dried out and cracking and painful because you didn’t protect it like you should have, don’t come crying to me.
RarePossum@programming.dev 6 months ago
What if the oil is made from beans?
Vej@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Generally you want oil without tannins and non-petroleum based for foreskin. If you make the mistake of buying ouls with tannins it can irritate the skin after a few uses.
Generally the popular ones would be grapeseed oil, avacado oil, and coconut oil. Probably the best being coconut imho. But I have a friend that swears by grapeseed too. So it can be of personal preference and genetic history.
I think in ancient Greece they used duck fat. And Northern Europeans used whale fat for a while. Whatever you do do not use lotion. Lots of people think that stuff works, but again petroleum based.
This is not medical advice. Ask your doctor, not some guy on the Internet.
GluWu@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Its been 37 years and I’m still hunting the man that stole my foreskin.
bquintb@midwest.social 6 months ago
Excellent shitpost, enjoy an upbean
FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is one of the shittiest shitposts I’ve seen this season. Bravo
nifty@lemmy.world 6 months ago
When does the next season start?