“Wouldn’t hurt you to smile”

I’ve heard that before. Murderous rage.

Then the guy who was holding up the line asking to be given something we didn’t do. Demands manager. I come over.

He demands I give him something that was against policy and technically a health code violation. This goes on for a long time. I gave in because this was dinner rush and the line for pickup was out the door and every time I get held up like this there are fires I’m not fighting growing out of control.

Motherfucker says “Was that so hard” and walks away laughing.

I don’t remember what he looked like, and I am not a violent man. But if I saw him again and knew it was him I would beat the shit out of that man today.