Comment on If you have diarrhea and you hold it in will your body retain some of the water?
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 2 months agoI’d rather not but I appreciate the offer
Comment on If you have diarrhea and you hold it in will your body retain some of the water?
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 2 months agoI’d rather not but I appreciate the offer
philpo@feddit.org 2 months ago
No,no,you misunderstood!
That is a complicated procedure that should only be performed by specialists,it’s not comparable to what you do at home.
You get prior clearance from the buttfucking department of your insurance (they are always available and really good at this and also enjoy their job a lot) and then you get an appointment for a specialist within your network to buttfuck your doctor. If your insurance is good it can be ‘Vlad the impeller’, but most people only get ‘Norman needledick’ covered, but some choose a higher copay to afford ‘Redneck Randy’ at least.
Unless of course you are one of us Eurofilthys, we all get the same ‘Pierre Puckerwrecker’ to buttfuck our doctor after waiting for three years, but at least it’s free