Comment on Why do Americans always presume that everyone speaks English

IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

Because gunpowder.

Gunpowder go in metal tube.

Projectile go in meral tube.

Ignite.

BOOM.

Death.

Human go new place.

Bring Boomsticks.

Native humans = Dead

Native humans = Surrender

World = Dominated

Language = Spread

Language = Become default

The End

Sadly Ever After

(Fun fact most pilots have to learn Aviation English in order to operate internationally. You can thank the gunpowder for that.

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