We should do a 3-day special military operation. Show Russia how it’s really done.

After we steam roll them, we start putting up capitalism every where. A McDonald’s on every corner, Starbucks in every strip mall, movie theaters showing reruns of Top Gun, pop country music on their shitty loud speakers, women in bikinis, gay men in jock straps, a lifted dually pickup truck, cheap liquor stores, that’d be awesome! There’s so many ways of humiliating every single fucker around.

We just need the sign off.