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Feel like I want to commission them to stop. 100$ to fuck off
Can you pay me $100 to not create art? I wasn’t likely to anyway, but this sounds like a decent side gig to get into.
No. First you must create unholy abominations and crimes against eyes, then I’ll pay/beg you to stop
Got it. I’ll be in touch. Online shitposting is the same as a binding contract, right?
Sure, if you think you can just pick up a stylus and create cursed art so horrible you get paid to stop, who am I to stand in your way? Do you take Zimbabwean dollars?
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can you pay me $100 to not create art? I wasn’t likely to anyway, but this sounds like a decent side gig to get into.
Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
No. First you must create unholy abominations and crimes against eyes, then I’ll pay/beg you to stop
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Got it. I’ll be in touch. Online shitposting is the same as a binding contract, right?
Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Sure, if you think you can just pick up a stylus and create cursed art so horrible you get paid to stop, who am I to stand in your way? Do you take Zimbabwean dollars?