Ewwww, I will take the crab juice.
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WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
In our techo utopian future, the only caffeinated beverage will be Diet Mt. Dew.
M0oP0o@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sorry, everyone who knows how to make khlav kalash has been deported.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
but why diet
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Because of your lack of patriotism for our national beverage, the leadership has decreed that you will now only be able to drink caffeine-free Diet Mt. Dew.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I guess that serves me right
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The leader has issues a new memorandum. You will only be allowed to drink flat, room-temperature, caffeine free Diet Mt. Dew.