Comment on The Divine Dick
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You should know how much time Christian monks spent reasoning about the foreskin of Christ.
It’s a lot.
Long enough to postulate that once the Jesus ascended, his foreskin ascended as well and become. The. Rings. Of. Saturn.
Sky will never be the same, won’t it?
ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 2 months ago
At that point it’s just Greek mythology all over again.
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Yeah but with significantly less blackjack and hookers and significantly more foreskins. Cause you didn’t think there was only one foreskin on display for all those pilgrims, did you?