Why would you automatically doubt this? You are aware there are other places outside where you live, and different things happen there, right?
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eramseth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I took my kids truck or treating and didn’t observe anything like what you’re describing. Pretty sure you made this up. Congrats on the internet points though!
rektdeckard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
eramseth@lemmy.world 1 week ago
From the OP:
Kids these days
Residents are expected
It’s the children who are wrong
Upon re-reading, the whole thing sounds like satire.
wellheh@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
“I’ve never seen it therefore it must not have happened”. I can’t imagine how you’re a parent while thinking human experience revolves around you.
eramseth@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Lol OK bud. 👍
The entirety of the OP is extending their experience of an hour or two in their own home (which is probably untrue) into: