Comment on Most of the trick-or-treaters have been skipping my house, and I finally figured out why

SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

You get between 5-730 in a lot of neighborhoods to do trick or treating. It’s a school night. I’m not spending a cumulative extra 30 minutes of my time watching my kid stand by the door so your old ass can slide off the couch and mosey over to the door and slowly talk to my kids individually about their costumes. And by some weird extension try to make small talk with me or a parent.

If your lonely, go to a bar. I’m trying to run these street with my kids and make some real candy profit.

Just put the fries in the bag, dude.

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