Comment on Most of the trick-or-treaters have been skipping my house, and I finally figured out why

• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Finally, a day when it is acceptable for me to lure children into my van!

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  • Drunemeton@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Vans don’t have trunks asshole!

    (A paraphrasing of “Castles don’t have phones asshole!” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show…)

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