Now that’s creative :D But you gotta make sure one buyer = one rioter
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r00ty@kbin.life 2 years agoMaybe someone can make an app, so I can have someone paid at an insultingly low hourly rate to go protest/riot in my place?
Allero@lemmy.today 2 years ago
r00ty@kbin.life 2 years ago
2.49 extra for assured personal rioter. Otherwise you'll get the standard service where your rioter may have another riot to attend to first.
sorval_the_eeter@lemmy.world 2 years ago
already done.
"Crowds on Demand is an American publicity firm that provides clients with hired actors to pose as fans, paparazzi, security guards, unpaid protesters and professional paid protesters.[1][2][3] The company operates in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Las Vegas,[4] New York City,[1] Washington, D.C.,[5] Iowa, and New Hampshire.[6] "
Theres also “Rent a Family” charactersforhire.com/rent-a-family/
r00ty@kbin.life 2 years ago
That dystopian "future". It's the present, isn't it.
sorval_the_eeter@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m seriously considering rent-a-family. My relatives can occassionally be ‘unprofessional’ and I see that for a small fee I dont have to put up with that sort of bullshit anymore.