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Holy shit I knew I recognized that username, you made the burgerking pornhub peanuts post a few weeks ago 😭. I want you to know that post made my day.

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I feel like the bad guy in the street fighter movie. There’s a scene where an asian woman is being held captive, and the bad guy wants to know why she’s so angry with him.

She says “10 years ago you came to my village, killed the men and children, raped the women, and burned the village to the ground. You killed my father! You don’t remember???”

And the bad guy says “For you it was the most important day of your life. The day you met the great ruler. For me? It was just Tuesday.”

And that’s kind of how I live my life. I mean, not so much the murder and rape. I don’t do that.

But I show up in threads, say some random shit running through my brain, and leave. Confusing the absolute shit out of everyone in the process. The key is, I’m just a really weird guy who uses Lemmy as an outlet for both my boredom, AND my lonelyness!

Burger King pornhub and peanuts? I mean…it sounds like me, but I would need more context to remember the thread.

Sometimes I’ll see posts from months ago I said and I’ll say “Holy shit, I SAID that??? THAT’S AWESOME!!!”

I really wish I could monitize my weirdness.

HEY!!! YOU!!! GIVE ME MONEY!!!

…did it work? Do I have money?

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