Comment on Might as well go cyberpunk, I guess.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 month agoYou didn’t pay your subscription for your enhanced eyes, so you woke up blind this morning.
Comment on Might as well go cyberpunk, I guess.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 month agoYou didn’t pay your subscription for your enhanced eyes, so you woke up blind this morning.
gex@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, you get downgraded to the essentials plan: 20/40 eyesight, dry eyeballs, ads on your peripheral vision and random eye twitching throughout the day