You publicly announce that you raised enough for the second best private eye in the area, and also secretly hire the number one. <Tapping head gif>
xantoxis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is this legal?
Yes, it’s called “opposition research” (frequently abbreviated “oppo”) and the political parties do it constantly to one another. Because they’re doing it this much, and because they have a LOT less scruples than you do, they’ve probably already uncovered everything you would. But maybe not all.
In addition, doing this publicly would put the target on alert, so they’d specifically run interference against whoever you hired. This wouldn’t make their job impossible, but definitely harder.
And, finally, whatever new dirt you do manage to gather might not matter. The things Trump has done that the public already knows about should be enough to put him in prison for life, and yet he’s still in the current US presidential election instead of incarceration.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Makeitstop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
At this point, I’m not sure if he’d lose even 1% in the polls if a recording came out showing him with Epstein, explicitly stating he’ll take the 12 year old girl, then dropping his pants. Most of his supporters would claim it was fake, some would claim it was out of context because they didn’t release any footage of actual sex, and at least a few would argue that there’s nothing wrong with sex with 12 year olds.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Well yeah, because he would “marry” the girl, then rape her, then divorce her. Perfectly legal and therefore moral. /s