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HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.

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Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago
hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
*adds geologist to resume 🧑‍🔬🔬🪨😁

*Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑‍🔬🏭😎

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- Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago
  Your resume really stood out to us but we’ve heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.
  
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  - Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago
    
    we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.
    
    *Adds landlord to resume 🏘️📈👑😁
    
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sik0fewl@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago
😂😂😂

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