I have 5 minutes to have a shower if I’m lucky, so this morning it goes like this.

Head under the hot water.

Lather some soap, just the bar of soap in the shower - rub it all over my head.

Grab the Sledgehammer with last weeks permasharp still in, hope that I remembered to dry it last time…

No blood and cuts, feels smooth, and I’m already running late for work.

Get dressed, bop on a couple fingers of Noble Otter Space post shave and go wake the kids up before I leave.

It’s Friday and there were only two people in the office today anyway.