Hold on, I’ve been here, I got this.

Ahem.

Stop. Shut up. Don’t question it - you can’t apply logic to this. Just enjoy it while it lasts. If it’s Kris happening over a prolonged period, them she’s a keeper.

What she’s doing is called “affection.” It can come in different forms, usually from family, friends, and romantic partners. If you’re like most guys, you probably didn’t experience much of it before. If that’s true, you wouldn’t know what it is. I advise therapy, because you don’t know what you don’t know.