Comment on don't be shy, speak your mind

• NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I had one of the neighbors kids throw an egg at my car window once. I was spraying it down when I heard the little shit chuckling behind me so I pointed the hose in his direction to shoo him away. Mind you I didn’t actually douse him with water.

  Guess who gets upset at me? Mrs. Karen who clearly isn’t going to address the now decomposing egg on my window but pointing a harmless jet of water at their child is a step too far.

  Thankfully those assholes moved out awhile ago.

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  • DreamySweet@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Should have “accidentally” sprayed them both.

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    • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No lies, the temptation was real 😅

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