I had one of the neighbors kids throw an egg at my car window once. I was spraying it down when I heard the little shit chuckling behind me so I pointed the hose in his direction to shoo him away. Mind you I didn’t actually douse him with water.
Guess who gets upset at me? Mrs. Karen who clearly isn’t going to address the now decomposing egg on my window but pointing a harmless jet of water at their child is a step too far.
Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Don’t limit yourself, hoses are also great for spraying unruly children and innocent passersby!
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 2 years ago
I had one of the neighbors kids throw an egg at my car window once. I was spraying it down when I heard the little shit chuckling behind me so I pointed the hose in his direction to shoo him away. Mind you I didn’t actually douse him with water.
Guess who gets upset at me? Mrs. Karen who clearly isn’t going to address the now decomposing egg on my window but pointing a harmless jet of water at their child is a step too far.
Thankfully those assholes moved out awhile ago.
DreamySweet@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Should have “accidentally” sprayed them both.
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 2 years ago
No lies, the temptation was real 😅