Comment on I ordered my daughter a pizza, something I don't usually do. I got Domino's smallest size with two toppings. I got her cheese sticks and two sauces and tipped the driver 20%. $31.07.

• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Again- I am extremely smell sensitive.

  I go into the pizza place, I heave.

  I carry the pizza to the car, I heave.

  I drive with the pizza in the car, I have to keep pulling over to heave.

  Why do any of you find that reasonable? Would you want to do that just to give someone a pizza?

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  • scottywh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because you’re full of shit.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wow! You also figured out my huge con to tell everybody I’m sick when I’m not. And as a consolation prize for figuring it out second, you get to have an entire paste of what I said to the first guy about how it’s all a big con. Congratulations on both of you for being Sherlock Holmes.

      I guess I made up all the posts I made about it in Casual Conversation you’re free to look up, including all the ones I posted while I was at the Mayo Clinic.

      It’s been a long con going on since December of 2022.

      After all, nothing on the internet is true.

      Here you go, here’s a link where I made up being at the Mayo Clinic: lemmy.world/post/13867999

      Here’s a link on another forum where I completely made up having my gall bladder removed and how that didn’t work: forums.mst3k.com/t/…/2520?u=flyingsquid

      I’m happy to show you other examples of me completely making this up.

      Edit: sorry, you don’t get to see my medical records, but I can probably arrange a video chat with one of my doctors if you’d like. Of course, that will probably just a fake doctor that I’m completely making up.

      Edit 2: Check out my amazing Photoshop skills!

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      • scottywh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You need to fucking grow up.

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