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Comment on I ordered my daughter a pizza, something I don't usually do. I got Domino's smallest size with two toppings. I got her cheese sticks and two sauces and tipped the driver 20%. $31.07.

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

A whole bunch of people have come in to tell me why I should have done things that I already said I wouldn’t be able to do based on those five points, so I suppose you could argue that it wasn’t worth giving them, although I have a feeling even more people would have said “just get takeout” or whatever. Someone even now is telling me to get takeout just put the pizza in a Ziplock.

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el_abuelo@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Did you consider getting takeout?

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- FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I did not! Thank you for the suggestion!
  
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  - RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    That’s a go order!
    
    Take 'em out!
    
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skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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- FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Thank you.
  
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scottywh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
???

Pizza is takeout… If they mean picking it up instead of delivery, well yes, you should have.

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- FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Again- I am extremely smell sensitive.
  
  I go into the pizza place, I heave.
  
  I carry the pizza to the car, I heave.
  
  I drive with the pizza in the car, I have to keep pulling over to heave.
  
  Why do any of you find that reasonable? Would you want to do that just to give someone a pizza?
  
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  - scottywh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Because you’re full of shit.
    
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    FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Wow! You also figured out my huge con to tell everybody I’m sick when I’m not. And as a consolation prize for figuring it out second, you get to have an entire paste of what I said to the first guy about how it’s all a big con. Congratulations on both of you for being Sherlock Holmes.
    
    I guess I made up all the posts I made about it in Casual Conversation you’re free to look up, including all the ones I posted while I was at the Mayo Clinic.
    
    It’s been a long con going on since December of 2022.
    
    After all, nothing on the internet is true.
    
    Here you go, here’s a link where I made up being at the Mayo Clinic: lemmy.world/post/13867999
    
    Here’s a link on another forum where I completely made up having my gall bladder removed and how that didn’t work: forums.mst3k.com/t/…/2520?u=flyingsquid
    
    I’m happy to show you other examples of me completely making this up.
    
    Edit: sorry, you don’t get to see my medical records, but I can probably arrange a video chat with one of my doctors if you’d like. Of course, that will probably just a fake doctor that I’m completely making up.
    
    Edit 2: Check out my amazing Photoshop skills!
    
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